Posts Tagged ‘God’

Spiritually Suing, How can I file an insurance claim against God?

Friday, November 27th, 2009
ΚΑΛΛΊΣΤῌ asked:


I’m pretty sure he zapped my plasma screen tv last night. I had just yelled an obscenity at Pat Robertson while watching the 700 Club show…

So, where do I send the paperwork?

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Posted in Religion Spirituality | 17 Comments »

Ok not only serious answers ok, I need to know is there a way to stop junk mail?

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009
jjnsao asked:


My Kids and my grandkids get on my computer and they open up junk mail from our address on Yahoo and Msn outlook.
Now I got all kinds of junk mail. Like sweety wants a date and best buy vacations, and TV connections, Also people wanting to loan money. Must less to say all the sweep stakes we have won this last year lol. God I hope they are fluks I have so far turned down or delteted something like 506 millions dollars or more God hope it was a spam lmao.
How can i get rid of all this junk mail and still keep my email address’s the same?
Ok most of the emails I get or spams are from people with people addresses, not company’s and such. most are stock brokers I think. Addy will say John doe says hi! example. then you get stock message.

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Posted in Spam Bulk Mail | 7 Comments »

Will YOU take the time to watch this? Its VERY IMPORTANT?

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
ajbt3388 asked:


To anyone casting a vote in November, this is one you should click on and see. Not the whole truth, but maybe too close to it!! Turn on your sound.

http://www.eyeblast.tv/Public/Video.aspx?rsrcID=2036

A Review:

Obama Why not him?

-He has three Muslim names

-Has has a weak voting record

-His Houston campaigned has the Cuban flag in it

-He Refuses to Wear the AMERICAN pin over his heart or at all

-In the National Anthem he refuses to place is hand over his HEART

-His Wife is not proud to say she is an American

-His Reverend is ****** against white people and believes in BLACK LIBERATION THEOLOGY!

-His Reverend was quoted as saying God DAMNED AMERICA

-He views white people as a whole and as the enemy and if God will not agree with him then God is the enemy.

So now is this who you want to be your next President?

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Posted in Elections | 9 Comments »